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SeaLevelSassCraft

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate science, climate solutions, coastal cities, environmental impact, environmental policy, environmental research, environmental sustainability, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Infrastructure, OIL INDUSTRY, oil ports, rising sea levels, sea level projections, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSassCraft, study

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the climate change is tryna join! yep, u heard me right, the sea levels are risin’ just to get a piece of the action on our server.

imagine this, u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by oil ports that are bein’ overwhelmed by the sea. it’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, folks.

so why should u join our server? well, where else can u witness the power of mother nature takin’ on big oil in a battle for the ages? plus, our community is so tight-knit that even the dolphins are joinin’ in on the fun.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join the madness and see for urself why this server is the talk of the town. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Pixel Boob Job: Giganto Craze

boob, boob job, breast augmentation, breast enlargement, breast health, breast implants, breast size, breast surgery, case study, cosmetic procedure, CRAZE, giganto, gigantomastia, health complications, hormonal imbalance, Job, medical intervention, medical mystery, Pfizer, pharmaceutical, PIXEL, rare condition, side effects, surgery, unexplained

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like big boobs? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where everyone has giant boobs thanks to the mysterious “Pfizer Boob Job” potion!

explore our server and see all the crazy builds made by players with their massive chests getting in the way! climb the tallest mountains and try not to fall off cuz those boobs will cushion your fall!

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted bras to keep those puppies in check! don’t miss out on the breast server experience of your life!

Mystic Isles Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Communication, Craft, digital communication, forum post, hi, internet, Isles, Message, message board, mystic, No. 92953707, online anonymity, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online privacy, virtual communication

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	7068	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, where you never know what crazy adventure awaits around the corner.

So come on, join us and let your inner weirdo run free! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?) Let’s get this party started!

ShowerFreqMC SMP

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing schedule, cleanliness habits, cleanliness routine, daily shower, grooming habits, hygiene habits, hygiene routine, personal care routine, personal hygiene, self-care practices, self-care routine, shower frequency, shower habits, shower routine, shower schedule, ShowerFreqMC, showering frequency, showering habits, showering schedule, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! So, like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s basically what this server is like. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?

So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!

NoSHowNoGo – Because it’s just not my cup of tea, sorry!

binge-worthy, comedy, culture, cup, dislike, Drama, Entertainment, Mainstream, Media, NoSHowNoGo, opinion, Overrated, personal preference, Popular, rave, reality tv, refuse to watch, series, streaming services, tea, television, trending, tv show

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9389
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old TV shows that everyone else seems to love? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from mainstream media! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Who needs TV when you can experience the chaos and hilarity of our server firsthand? So ditch the remote and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gynephilic Gals – No Men Required

attraction, Bisexual, desire, findings, gals, gender, gynephilic, gynephilic attraction, Lesbian, LGBTQ, majority, Men, Minority, non-binary, non-heterosexual, queer, required, research, same-sex attraction, sexual encounters, sexual orientation, Sexuality, study, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE WOMEN WHO LOVE WOMEN THAN ANYWHERE ELSE ON THE INTERNET! OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MOST OF OUR FEMALE PLAYERS ARE SUPER INTO OTHER GIRLS, SO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND IN MINECRAFT, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO FIND YOUR MINECRAFT SOULMATE!

Game of Thrones Mc

12 hours old, available.., Community, Create, Discord, Enjoy, Fresh Wipe, fun experiences, Game, Immersive, Kingdoms, Medieval, members, Mod Pack, Mods, Play, play server, Server, server ip, smp, Thrones

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	FRESH WIPE 12 HOURS OLD – Game of Thrones/Medieval SMP modded server with immersive kingdom-building experience
Mods:	Various mods for creating kingdoms and interactive gameplay
Community:	Over 15 members currently in the community
Discord:	Join our Discord
Server IP:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Question	Answer
How often is the server wiped?	The server was last wiped 12 hours ago and will be wiped periodically for a fresh start.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord server and get the server IP to start playing.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among members. Check our Discord for more details.
Can I create my own kingdom on the server?	Absolutely! The mods in place allow players to create and manage their own kingdoms for a unique gameplay experience.

VaxCraft Network 1.21.2

1.21.2, community health, disease prevention, health regulations, healthcare policy, herd immunity, immunization, mandatory immunization, mandatory vaccination, mandatory vax, Medical Ethics, Network, public health, public policy, Public Safety, r9k, Support, vaccination controversy, vaccination debate, vaccine effectiveness, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine mandate, VaxCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness. Why join? Well, let me tell you, we got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you question your existence. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

EuroTripEscape

Agreement, Airbnb, bad friend, beach walks, coworker, Dinners, Europe trip, EuroTripEscape, Excel sheet, Expenses, FaceTime, Friend, Madrid, missed flights, online boyfriend, Paris, reimburse, Screenshots, shared expenses, south of France, sunset outing, Unsafe

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1738	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the south of France! Join us for beach walks, dinners, and sunset outings, but be prepared for unexpected twists and turns.

Experience the thrill of waking up to find your friend has disappeared, leaving the door half-open and blocking you on everything. Will you be able to clear the air and settle the expenses, or will you be caught in a web of betrayal and Twitter drama?

Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, agreements, and missed flights in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will you be the hero who pays for shared expenses or the rebel who refuses to foot the bill for someone else’s poor decisions? The choice is yours on our server!

BoomerCraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4548
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude. So, like, if you’re feeling old and crusty, this server will make you feel young and fresh again, trust me bro. Like, the other day, I saw this old dude join and he was walking around like a grandpa, but after playing on our server for a bit, he was running around like a kid on a sugar rush, it was hilarious bro.

And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?

So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!