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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 589 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Votes: | 3011 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1455 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Star Shards Collected: | 168 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!
But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.
So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!