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EvilCraft: Where Villains Rule and Heroes Drool

Behavior, Character development, consequences, Decision making, Drool, Empathy, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, gaming culture, Good vs. Evil, Heroes, Human nature, Immersion, morality, narrative, player choice, Psychology, role playing, rule, storytelling, video games, Villains, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2206
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner villain! We have evil dungeons filled with creepy monsters waiting for you to conquer. But beware, our boss mobs are so tough, they once made a player cry actual tears.

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it once defeated a whole army of players single-handedly. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines and enchanted loot. Rumor has it that one player found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why won’t people be evil in videogames? Because on our server, being evil is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us now and become the most feared player in the Minecraft universe.

Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds

60 billion, Adventures, aid, borders, budget support, Crafty, demining, diamonds, Digging, Economy, ENERGY, European Command, Food, foreign weapons purchases, intelligence sharing, Military, non-military, nuclear safety, pentagon, production, regional partners, Terrorism, Training, Transport, Ukraine, USAI program, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!

We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!

Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.

But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!

So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?

Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8645	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2099	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	9169
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3355	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	280383
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!