Blissey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right

alcohol, club, Cultural differences, double standards, Fight, fondling, Friendship Dynamics, Gender Roles, harmful behaviors, heteronormativity, Homophobia, Kissing, male bonding, male friendship, Masculinity, party culture, peer pressure, Snowball, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, White, white majority countries

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!

SenranCraft: Where Normalfags Fear to Tread

Action Game, AGES, Anime, Censorship, complaining, controversial, Fan Service, fear, Female Characters, feminist criticism, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Japanese culture, mature content, Niche, ninja girls, Normalfags, Otaku, Senran Kagura, SenranCraft, Sexualization, Tread, video games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mines Excavated:	4976
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Senran Kagura! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Age is just a number here! We don’t care about ages, we only care about having a good time and building some EPIC structures!
Twerk like a ninja! In our server, you can show off your twerking skills while dressed as your favorite Senran Kagura character. It’s a sight to behold!
Ninjas vs. Creepers! Join us for our special event where ninjas from Senran Kagura battle it out against creepers in an EPIC showdown. Who will emerge victorious?
Senran Kagura skin contest! Show off your creativity by designing the best Senran Kagura-themed skin. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and let the Senran Kagura madness begin!

Crafty Caucasians Conquer Asia

Asia, beauty standards, Caucasians, Conquer, Crafty, Cultural differences, DATING, Exoticism, fetishization, foreign women, gender dynamics, Interracial Relationships, Masculinity, Media portrayal, pickup culture, race relations, self-esteem issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, travel, ugly chicks, western influence, White guys

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9429

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where the main goal is to pick up ugly chicks! Why settle for regular, attractive Minecraft players when you can woo the most hideous creatures in the game?

Join us for epic quests like finding the ugliest villager to be your Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend. Our server is filled with unique challenges and mini-games that will test your skills in the art of seducing the unattractive.

But that’s not all! We also have a special Ugly Chick Beauty Pageant where players can show off their most repulsive Minecraft skins and compete for the title of Most Hideous Player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the weird and wacky world of ugly chick picking in Minecraft!

Blocky Boobies

blocky, body discomfort, body pain, boobies, breast examination., breast pain, breast soreness, breasts, chest, discomfort, discomfort relief, health issue, injury, medical condition, Medical Treatment, Pain, physical discomfort, self-care, Sensitive, soreness, Tender, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as my titties hurting from all the fun!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying llamas that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, or build a house out of giant marshmallows that can protect you from zombie pandas!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our chocolate lava pits where you can swim with diamond-encrusted sharks or challenge the evil chickens to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Your titties will thank you!

Wisecraft: Yamada’s LOLz Adventure

achievement, Adventure, appreciation, CONTENT, deserving, EXCITEMENT, Gratitude, Happy, hard work, lolz, motivation, praise, Relax, Relaxation, self love, self worth, self-care, success, weekend, Wise, Wisecraft, work-life balance, Yamada, Yamadas

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and become a part of the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Yamada couldn’t contain her excitement for the weekend because she finally gets to relax after working so hard on this server. And all the praise she gets? Well, let’s just say it’s TOO MUCH for her to handle!

Join us now for a chance to build your own UNICORN RANCH or battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS in our exclusive mini-games! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the WACKY world of our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

The Last Block Standing: Where Men Vanish & Creepers Reign

BLOCK, Century, Civilization, consequences, control, CREEPERS, crimes, Disappearance, DOMINANCE, Earth, Extinction, Future, Humanity, Jews, Mankind, Men, Peace, Pedos, power, Prophecy, Reign, society, standing, vanish, Wars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	196
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of a world ruled by Jews! Join us as we build a utopia where men have vanished and wars, crimes, and pedos are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can explore a world where Jews have absolute power and mankind is on the brink of extinction. But don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and exciting activities to distract you from the impending apocalypse.

Join us now and help us build a new world where chaos reigns and adventure awaits around every corner. Who needs men when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

Am I Not Crafting? LOL

Communication, confusion, Crafting, English, English language, Explanation, grammar, grammar question, grammar rules, Language, language confusion, language rules, language structure, linguistics, lol, question.., rules, semantics, structure, Syntax, syntax rules

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	90	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server where even our grammar rules are twisted like a witch’s spell! Have you ever wondered why it’s “aren’t I?” and not “am I not”? Well, on our server, we embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft with quirky language rules that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughter.

Come join us for a spellbinding adventure where the only thing crazier than our grammar is the insane stories we come up with to explain it. Who knows, you might even discover the secret language of witches hidden within the blocks and pixels of our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “am I not entertained?”

SteamyCraft: Finally Giving in to the Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, Backlog, Computer, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, Finally, Game, Gaming, Giving, installation, library, long overdue, madness, Minecraft, overdue, PC, procrastinating, procrastination, Steam, SteamyCraft, time to play, video game

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine where you can find emerald-encrusted pickaxes that give you the power to summon unicorns to fight by your side!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Psyop’s 4-Hour FailCraft

4 hours, 4Hour, catastrophe, collapse, Defeat, didn’t survive, Disappointment, Disaster, Downfall, EMBARRASSMENT, FailCraft, Failure, Flop, Humiliation, mistake, psyop, psyops, regret, Regrettable, shame, unsuccessful

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will be granted with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a giant chicken into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot tub, where players can relax and chat with celebrity Minecraft YouTubers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a flying pig soaring through the sky.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there)! See you in the game, blockheads!

CraftyBagz – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide! #5174

4koma, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, collide, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBagz, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	188
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, funny moments, and absolute madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of friendly llamas who love to party all day and night? Yes, you heard that right. Llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical diamond castle where you can find the rarest treasures and dance parties every weekend. And rumor has it, there’s a secret passage that leads to a land of giant chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

If that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is constantly filled with epic events like the Great Llama Race and the Diamond Digging Contest. And let’s not forget about the legendary llama rodeo that happens every full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild and wacky experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.