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Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	7727	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7405	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	2052
Secret Passages Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	85
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4124
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Votes:	839	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ores Mined:	9694	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Farms Harvested:	934	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7323

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1608
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	134

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!