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CreepCraft: Blocky Adventures with Fembots – No Stalking Allowed on this Server! #MinecraftMadness #GirlPower

Adventures, Allowed, blocky, Boundaries, CreepCraft, creepy behavior, female empowerment, fembots, fending off, following, girlpower, home, intimidation, job stalking, MinecraftMadness, neet lifestyle, personal security, Quitting, Safety, self defense, Server, STALKING, stalking prevention, strangers, suspicious questions, unwanted attention, weight, workplace harassment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7127	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being stalked at your job? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with fembots ready to fend off any sus strangers following you home. With the power of pixelated armor and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have to worry about creepy dudes again. Join us and let’s show those stalkers who’s boss in the world of 1s and 0s!

Crafty Cactus Co.

anticipation, Cactus, character arc, Character development, Cliffhanger, Crafty, Kamiki, Manga, Manga community, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, Mystery, next chapter, Oshi no Ko, plot progression, plot twist, speculation, Storyline, storytelling, Suspense

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2187	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never seem to go anywhere? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, the plot is always progressing! One minute you could be building a magnificent castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers in a quest to save Princess Kamiki! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – join now and be a part of the story!

VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

Accountability, appeal process, Disqualification, ethical behavior, final test, government accountability, Honesty, Incorrect, Integrity, Minecraft, monitoring finances, monitoring phone logs, monthly lie detector tests, Needed, Politically, probationary period, public leadership, public office, public service, public trust, qualifications, screening process, Server, swearing to uphold constitution, transparency, trendy, VoteCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	983	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Items Found:	1082	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1221	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5983
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Items Found:	7633	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Potions Brewed:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mines Excavated:	2097
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchantments Applied:	209	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!