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PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Farms Harvested:	616	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Votes:	8228
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1341
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4632	Void Armor Forged:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Items Found:	1643	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!