Blew It MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

love motel, Bath, whore, escort, condoms

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

Waiting, the world, catastrophic failure, environmental disaster, impending disaster

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

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HeartCraftFitMomz

Prevention, normal weight, children, reduced thickening, elevated heart rates

join dis epic minecraft server where u can prevent abnormal heart development in ur virtual children by dieting and exercising ur virtual character! imagine ur blocky offspring with normal heart walls, normal heart weight, and a lower risk of elevated heart rates! u will be the envy of all the other minecraft parents on the server! come join now and start ur journey to virtual heart health!

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Aonite Shinwa | Japanese Mythology | Village Creation | Custom Items

Jobs, Economy, oriental, Aonite, FANTASY

Aonite Shinwa: Immerse Yourself in a mythological journey. This server transforms your Minecraft experience into a captivating trip through a world inspired by the traditional Samurai and a touch of Japanese mythology. Packaging the experience into a Town Builder and RPG Setting.Features a complete overhaul of vanilla Minecraft, introducing new mechanics, custom items, unique biomes, and legendary creatures inspired by Japanese folklore. Experience the thrill of Samurai combat, build traditional Japanese structures, and embark on quests that weave through ancient myths and legends.

Establish a Village, lay claim to the Lands before you and develop your skills from a Warrior to a Master Smith or Craftsman.

Take part in a dynamic RPG where you don’t know if other players are online until you meet them.

Playable on both 1.20.4+ Java Edition and the latest version of Bedrock Edition.

Aonite Shinwa offers a significant departure from the ‘Vanilla’ Minecraft experience. Should you have any questions or need assistance, we’re here to help!

Download OptiFine, or it’s equivalent for 1.20.4 or above. OptiFine DownloadsJoin our Discord Server to take part in the Community.Open Minecraft with OptiFine (or equivalent), select Multiplayer and add the following: shinwa.aonite.liveWhen joining, you will start in the Village of Ｅｉｓｈｏ this acts as the ‘Hub’. You will receive a prompt to select an initial Profession. This significantly impacts which kind of skills you might level up quicker than others. All have their merits and perks. You can read up on them Professional Professions | Aon Servers (aonite.live).

Around Ｅｉｓｈｏ there are several Villager Shops, these shops take Rare Items scattered across the Lands and fund your Village expansion.Earn enough Coins to eventually found your own Village. Expand from there!Exert Influence over a greater area, grouping multiple Villages into a Region!

Use the Travel Winds to leave Ｅｉｓｈｏ and start your adventure. If you are with friends, make sure to /partyExplore!

shinwa.aonite.live

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CanadianCraft Server

coping mechanisms, Mental Health Treatment, Server, Therapy, mental health stigma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us and experience the chaos of a Canadian lumberjack who accidentally turned into a blocky character in the game! Watch as he chops down trees with his trusty diamond axe and battles creepers with his maple syrup sword! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So come join the fun and see what adventures await on our server!

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AnonCraft Minecraft Server

gripping narrative, Thriller, ANONYMOUS, unknown, Suspense

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs through the skies, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding rainbow creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hunt that leads to a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old blockhead).

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MommaBear’sFatShameDefense

self esteem, societal expectations, Boundaries, Motherhood, postpartum

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental family members who think they can comment on your weight and parenting skills? Come join our Minecraft server where no one cares how many pounds you’ve gained postpartum or how many hours of sleep you’ve had! Our community is all about supporting each other and having a good time, without any fat-shaming or baby-bashing nonsense.

We have virtual milk supply-boosting foods that will keep you energized and ready to take on any Minecraft challenge. Plus, our in-game workouts will have you shedding those pounds in no time (not that you need to, we love you just the way you are!).

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – no matter what the scale says. See you in the game!

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CraftyCrafter’s Minecraft Server

reddit, online identity, story behind, reddit history, reddit community

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockBusters: Cure Creepers!

health interventions, Disease treatment, health disparities, disease eradication, power to heal

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbows, and riding on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with creepers, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even discover the cure for a disease while you’re at it. 😉🐲🌈🥔

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AxisCraft Minecraft Server

military aggression, political instability, global conflict, Minecraft, new axis powers

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

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