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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Zombie Apocalypse Funland: Where the world is a mess and we’re all just waiting for the end LOL

Apocalypse, apocalyptic scenario, blew it, catastrophic failure, doomed future, End of the World, environmental disaster, existential threat, failed civilization, fucked, FUNLAND, global crisis, human extinction, Humanity, impending catastrophe, impending disaster, impending doom., irreversible damage, lol, Mess, Shot, societal collapse, the world, ticking time bomb, Waiting, world, zombie

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Enchantments Applied:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the world is so messed up that even the creepers are like, “Damn, that’s messed up.” Humanity had their chance and totally screwed it up, but hey, at least we have this server to escape to, am I right?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where the pigs have taken over and demand to be treated like royalty. The chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and the sheep are secretly plotting to overthrow the entire server. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the zombies break out into dance parties and the skeletons have a book club? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you the richest player on the server. And who doesn’t want to be filthy rich in a world that’s falling apart?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s see if we can survive the madness together. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re deadly. Good luck!

HorseSwimCraft

Animal Behavior, animal comparison, animal facts, animal swimming skills, Animals, aquatic animals, Equestrian, horse abilities, horse facts, horse swimming, Horses, HorseSwimCraft, marine life, ocean creatures, seahorse abilities, seahorse facts, seahorse swimming, seahorses, swimmers, underwater movement, water animals

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	760
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Votes:	8519	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

yOu gOtTa jOin tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR cUz LiKe hOrSeS aRe BeTtEr SwImMeRs ThAn SeAhOrSeS! yOu CaN rIdE tHeM iN tHe OcEaN aNd Do FlIpS aNd StUfF. aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE dOlPhInS, tHeY cAn Do BaCkFlIpS aNd SpInS aNd StUfF. aNd ThErE’s A sEcReT uNdErWaTeR cItY wItH mErMaIdS aNd TrEaSuRe ChEsTs FiLlEd WiTh DiAmOnDs AnD gOlD. sO cOmE jOiN tHiS cRaZy SeRvEr AnD eXpLoRe AlL tHe WiLd AnD wAcKy ThInGs It HaS tO oFfEr!

BloatCraft: Urgent Referrals for Cancer!

BloatCraft, bloating, blood test results, Cancer, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, Diagnosis, Expedite, INDIVIDUALS, Pain, Referrals, Results, Rise, Routine, Routine blood test, stomach, stomach pain, undiagnosed cancer, undiagnosed cases, Urgent, urgent referrals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6927	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	241189	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that can LITERALLY save ur life? well, this server is so lit that it can detect cancer just by playing on it! like, if u start feeling stomach pain or bloating, just hop on this server and BAM, u might get a diagnosis faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

we’ve had like, 16% more people get urgent referrals for cancer after playing on our server. it’s like, magic or something. so, if u wanna have a good time AND potentially save ur life, come join us! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave. trust me, this server is LIT AF.

LuckyGem: Where AFK farming is the real grind, just like paying your taxes in real life.

active server, Afk, application, Builds, Community, Competitions, Diamond Economy, Discord, discord.gg/luckygem, Farming, grind, Land Claim, Life, LuckyGem, luckygemsmp, Minecraft Version, minecraft youtubers, nether tunnel, Paying, play.luckygemsmp.com, real, Server Information, smp, Staff Team, TAXES, Uhc, weekly events, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

LuckyGem SMP Overview

New 1.21 map!

Description: LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. Founded in 2020, we value active participation, building friendships, and having fun. Join us in growing together!

Server Type: Whitelisted Server

Version: Latest Minecraft Version

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

You must apply to play via our Discord. Put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

Is there a teleporting plugin on the server?

No, you can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy plugin on the server?

No, everyone is welcome to claim a stall and participate in our trust-based diamond economy.

Do you have a land claim plugin?

No, simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building!

What events and competitions can I participate in?

We host Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!

How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Everything on the server is built by players, for players. You can donate materials or build alongside other members to help fulfill the server’s vision.

Server Information

Active Discord: https://discord.gg/luckygem

Server IP: play.luckygemsmp.com

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, boku no hero academia, canon, Character development, disbelief, fan reaction, Hori, Horis, impressive narrative, mad, madman, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Plot development, Popular, Server, shock, shonen jump, storytelling, successful twist, surprise twist, unexpected

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	16	Magic Items Found:	2412
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

SMPNikkeCraft – The General Minecraft SMP #2701

Android, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, cd keys, co-op, codes, color less, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Event, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Juvenile Days, Minecraft, mirror container, new players, Nihilister, nikke, Optimization, PC, Rewards, smp, SMPNikkeCraft, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Summer Event 2024, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are extra feisty and the loot is extra legendary!

We’ve got special events like JUVENILE DAYS where you can battle it out with your friends for epic rewards. And coming up, we have the Solo Raid: Mirror Container where you’ll face off against a boss so tough, even Herobrine would be shaking in his boots!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Ein and Anis: Sparkling Summer are here to join your team and kick some blocky butt. And don’t forget about our upcoming recruit Zwei, who is rumored to have the power to summon diamond armor out of thin air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most outrageous loot you’ve ever seen! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

SisterKickout Minecraft Server

Argument, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, early curfew, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, feeling like a prisoner, financial troubles, holding a grudge, irresponsible, kicked out, Minecraft, new job, no guests, no music, refusing to help, rocky relationship, Server, sister, SisterKickout, small apartment, strict rules, struggling to pay rent

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5704
Secret Passages Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	444633
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mines Excavated:	2940

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of kicking your sister out of your virtual house and never looking back!

Build your own strict rules and watch as your virtual sister struggles to follow them, just like in real life! No guests, no music, and a curfew of 8 PM sharp – because who needs fun when you can have structure?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the satisfaction of denying your virtual sister a place to stay when she’s down on her luck. Show her who’s boss in this pixelated world of sibling rivalry!

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships in the most absurd way possible. Are you the asshole for refusing to help your sister after she kicked you out? Who cares, it’s Minecraft – anything goes!

InLawlessBabyBash

baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, generational differences, in-laws, InLawlessBabyBash, misunderstanding, Mother, parenting, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	New Chunks Explored:	887113
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3960
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby shower plans? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some block-building fun and leave all that real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a place where you can host as many baby showers as you want, without any judgment from your mother or in-laws. Plus, we have a special event where you can build a virtual baby shower for your wife and invite all your family members, even the ones who can’t seem to get along in real life. So come join us and let’s build some baby shower memories that will last a lifetime! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

CraftySecrets

#revelation, bombshell, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, confidential disclosure, Covert, CraftySecrets, Enigmatic, eye-opening, hidden, jaw-dropping, Mysterious, scandalous, secret, sensitive information, Shocking.., Surprising, undisclosed, undisclosed truth, unexpected

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about why the chickens always seem to be plotting something sinister. Find out the real reason why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it involves a failed cooking experiment). And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a certain Enderman.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you count the sleepless nights wondering about those mysterious hidden chests).

DroneStrike Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneStrike, lightweight drones, low-cost drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Russian sources, Server, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crops Grown:	5322
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have low-cost, lightweight drones that can destroy anything in sight, just like Ukraine did to that Russian helicopter! 😂🚁💥

We have crazy battles where you can pilot your own drone and take down your enemies in epic PvP matches. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and destruction on our server like never before! 💣🔥 #UkraineVsRussia #MinecraftMayhem

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	179
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	166

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!