Blessing MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

jerking off, discipline, reek, Blessing, Awareness

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

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CrashCraft: Where Luck is Relative

cautious driving, Protection, Driving, guardian angel, car accident

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! Like, people be trippin’ over themselves to get in here, like it’s some kind of exclusive club for unicorns or somethin’.

So, get this, right? One time, this dude joined the server and found a freakin’ diamond block just chillin’ on the surface. And get this, when he mined it, a freakin’ dragon popped out and gave him three wishes! True story, bro!

And like, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride a freakin’ llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens. They wear tiny little helmets and everything, it’s hilarious!

Plus, we got this secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties. Like, one time, we had a DJ booth made out of glowstone and a dance floor made out of obsidian. It was lit, fam!

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience some seriously wacky adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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SlumberCraft Minecraft Server

sleep tight, Blessing, Minecraft, Slumber, shhhh

Welcome to the most mysterious and enchanted Minecraft server out there! Our server is so magical that even the creepers tiptoe around to avoid waking up the sleeping dragon that guards our treasure.

Join us if you dare to embark on quests that will lead you to hidden dungeons filled with rare loot and secret passages that only the bravest players can uncover. But beware, for the dragon’s snores can be heard throughout the land, signaling danger at every turn.

But fear not, for those who are brave enough to join our server will be rewarded with the most epic adventures and the chance to become legends in the Minecraft world. So come join us and remember, shhhh…he’s sleeping. Good fortune to all!

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HeartCraft: Where Angels Mine

romance, Affection, angel, Heart, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where angels roam free and hearts are always full! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where you can build your own wings and fly through the skies like a majestic angel.

Our server is filled with magical creatures, from unicorns to dragons, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Want to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle? We’ve got you covered.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are mischievous Cupids armed with heart-shaped arrows, ready to strike you with love and make you fall head over heels for our server.

So come join us, mi corazón, and let your Minecraft dreams take flight in this fantastical world of wonder and whimsy. Who knows, you might just find your true love among the pixels and blocks!

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Crafty Karens: Where White Women Rule the Minecraft World

Precious, Unique, Favored, Divine, Crafty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the white women are a gift from God! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining competitions, llama rodeos, and secret underground white woman shrines. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life on our one-of-a-kind server!

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Ayan’s Blocky Adventure: Thankful for My Name!

fate, Personal, Lucky, name.., family

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame names? Well, you’re in luck because you’ve stumbled upon the most epic server in all of blocky land! This server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets like Ayan did when his parents named him. That’s right, our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re dodging bullets left and right just to survive. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor to protect you (and maybe a shield or two).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky bullets!

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Crafty LOLz: ‘Boom!’ Minecraft Server

Kurumi Noah, RAGE VALORANT 2024, JP FPS Streamers, Kogara Toto, KNR

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is VSPO-tastic! Imagine playing Minecraft with vtubers who dominate FPS tournaments like it’s nobody’s business. Yes, you heard that right!

Collabs with non-v and professional e-sports players are a regular thing here. You might even bump into CR, Riddle, Zeta, KNR, and 芸人旅団 while mining for diamonds!

Our server is so epic that we have our own VSPO! Gear Gaming Keyboard. Yes, you can game like a pro while building your dream castle in Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the RAGE VALORANT 2024 feat.VSPO! Goods. It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a VSPO! x Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration. Who knew Minecraft and card games could go so well together?

Join us for the VSPO! x Minecraft Hide & Seek event. It’s so intense that even Met POV can’t handle the excitement!

And if that’s not enough, we have our own VSPO! Morals Check #2 2024 event. Because who doesn’t need a good morals check while playing Minecraft, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

humor, Entertainment, Server, POL, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

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Join HexSMP and Find Out Why We Say Goodbye to Square Brackets!

Blessing, 1.19, Bond, player, Find

HexSMP Overview

Server Name HexSMP

Community Size Small

Server Version Minecraft 1.19

Focus Ars Nouveau, Roleplay, Lore

HexSMP Q&A

What is the server focused on?

The server focuses on Ars Nouveau gameplay, roleplay, and lore based around gods and magic.

Is experience required to join?

No, the server is beginner-friendly and welcomes all levels of experience.

What is the lore centered around?

The lore is centered around gods and magic, where players may be blessed with magic abilities or cursed by a god.

How can I apply to join?

Fill out the application form at this link and wait for a friend request if accepted.

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TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

Thanksgiving, quality time, celebration, Gratitude, TurkeyCraft

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be spending Thanksgiving with Chuuba and her wacky “family”! Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into – from turkey-themed building contests to pumpkin pie eating competitions, it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious time. Plus, rumor has it that Chuuba’s “family” includes a talking chicken and a mischievous pig who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t miss out on the Thanksgiving fun – join our server now and get ready for a feast of laughs!

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