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Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9731
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2646	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Star Shards Collected:	116
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3307	Wilderness Tamed:	8

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

DupeLeo.mc.gg:2010

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	379	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	1911	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

CojisGalaxy.mcserv.fun