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WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!

HangryCraft

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, dessert, food cravings, food obsession, gluttony, guilty pleasure, HangryCraft, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, Irresistible, overeating, overindulgence, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, sweet tooth, temptation

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	6728
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	5260

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Votes:	7120	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ores Mined:	8678	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	229	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Farms Harvested:	827

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!