Blends Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4394
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7981
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	3287
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!