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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7775 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 5729 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!