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BlockCraft Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Paladin humiliation to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Paladin humiliation ritual edition, where we make Paladins do ridiculous tasks like dancing in front of a horde of angry chickens or reciting Shakespeare in their underwear.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive access to the latest WoW news, including the epic war within and new cinematic Threads of Destiny. Want to get your hands on some rare items from the October Trading Post? Join our server and trade with fellow players who have no restrictions on what they’ll pump into Tyrande.

And don’t miss out on our 20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, where you can celebrate two decades of WoW with special events and rewards. Plus, join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more fun and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even witness a Paladin riding a pig while juggling flaming swords – anything is possible in our world of madness and mayhem!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

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Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

best fruit, delicious fruit, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, fruit appreciation, fruit comparison, fruit debate, fruit discovery, fruit enjoyment, fruit enthusiast, fruit exploration, fruit lover, fruit ranking, fruit tasting, fruit varieties, FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP, healthy fruit, popular fruit, top fruit, world

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

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come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2790	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	158
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	175

Players:	105/300	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3077
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Players:	104/600	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	8633
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Players:	94/200	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	4850
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Players:	99/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Players:	93/800	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchantments Applied:	64
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14

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