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Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Fapping Together Realm

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’! Join us in our quest to build the biggest, most epic fap castle the world has ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.

But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?

So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

Afford, condition, damaged, DIRTY, handheld vacuum, high grass, Iron, Kids, Late, lawn mower, LawnMowerLender, leaking, Lending, Minecraft, Motor, Neighbour, pay check, RETURNS, Server, single mum, squeegee, sticky substance, suction, weeks later

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

SockSwapCraft

athletes foot, body odor, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, daily hygiene, foot odor, healthy habits, hygiene, laundry habits, partner disagreements, personal hygiene, Personal preferences, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, self-care, sensitive topics, setting boundaries, smelly socks, SockSwapCraft, stinky feet

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a pair of clean socks? Well, look no further! Join our server for some stinky fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like the smell of your partner’s feet. But don’t worry, we won’t ignore your hygiene needs like he does! We offer deodorizers for your virtual socks and showers that actually work.

Unlike your partner, we encourage changing your socks daily and washing your feet regularly. Say goodbye to the stench of athletes foot and hello to the sweet smell of victory in our Minecraft world.

Join us and experience the power of clean socks and fresh linens. And don’t worry, we won’t hit you with any Tolkien-esque paragraphs about foot hygiene. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where basic hygiene is a core value.

So come on over and leave the stink behind. Your partner may not appreciate your requests for cleanliness, but we sure do! See you in the game, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition.

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

SeaClashCraft

ASEAN, bilateral talks, China, clash, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical rivalry, international relations, maritime conflict, military confrontation, naval standoff, Philippines, Rebuild trust, regional security, SeaClashCraft, South China Sea, sovereignty claims, territorial dispute, territorial sovereignty, united nations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the china vs philippines clash in the south china sea but with BLOCKS. build your own naval fleet and engage in epic battles to see who will reign supreme in this virtual showdown. trust us, it’s way more fun than real life geopolitics. plus, we have a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even a lost civilization. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

SoccerMedicChaosCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are all soccer medics? Yeah, I know, it sounds totally random, but trust me, it’s a blast! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player breaks their leg and you gotta rush over with a splint made out of cobblestone. It’s like a high-stakes game of Operation, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold epic soccer matches using creepers as the ball. It’s chaotic, it’s explosive, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Plus, our server mascot is a zombie pigman named Dr. Goalz, who will cheer you on as you score goals and save lives.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a pack of rabid llamas, then come join us! Trust me, flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be, but it’s all in good fun on our server. See you there, soccer medics!

Welcome to the Vanilla Java SMP Server… now with less awkward brackets!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	New Chunks Explored:	330049

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	home.zaddy.men
Player Base	Small but active
Map Size	20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map Seed	Not public
Features	TPA, set two homes, anticheat, regular backups, land claims

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, you are encouraged to build wherever you’d like.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages with map or structure seeds?

A: The map seed is not public and structure seeds have been randomized to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: How many homes can I set on the server?

A: You can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the server’s overworld size?

A: The overworld is limited to 20k by 20k but will expand with every major update.

Q: Are there any quality of life improvements on the server?

A: Yes, there are tweaks such as TPA, anticheat, regular backups, and land claims for those who choose to use them.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a tired Enderman? Well, look no further, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, a village of friendly villagers who throw the most epic parties, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds (guarded by a pack of dancing creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with a beak of iron and feathers of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your creativity run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SaintMarksCraft SMP

Alphabet City, East Village, Lower East Side, manhattan, new york city, NYC, NYC architecture, NYC attractions, NYC culture, nyc entertainment, NYC history, NYC landmarks, NYC neighborhood, NYC nightlife, NYC restaurants, NYC shopping, NYC street, Saint Marks Place, SaintMarksCraft, smp, St. Marks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5891
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! From Saint Marks Place is not your average server – it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where contestants have to construct a house while dodging flaming arrows shot by the moderators.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their tyranny?

So come on down to From Saint Marks Place if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

CreepyCraft SMP: How to Approach Single Ladies

advice, approach, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, Conversation, creepy, creepycraft, DATING, Empathy, genuine interest, ladies, non-verbal cues, online dating, reddit, relationships, Respect, single, single women, smp, Social Skills, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Are you looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with and build epic structures together? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP server! Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places, whether it’s in a dark cave or on top of a towering mountain. Our community is full of single players just like you, ready to mingle and craft their way into your heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep for love on our crazy SMP server!