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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6372 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6731 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
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