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LolCraft2021

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your dream castle next to a waterfall made of rainbow-colored lava! So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rogue pandas)!

TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Enchantments Applied:	164	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	387	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9922

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8511	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	859172
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising