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AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7831	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	271
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2501
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	7159	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1802	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Votes:	104
New Chunks Explored:	769118	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ