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StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ores Mined:	4246
Players Killed by Monsters:	3589	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!

PigeonHoleCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, human race, Minecraft, Obsession, pigeon-holed, PigeonHoleCraft, prejudice, Races, racial awareness, racial categorization, racial discussions, Racial equality, Racial Issues, racial justice, racial perspectives, racial profiling, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	84
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking down barriers and building bridges…literally! Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft and prove that there are no limits to what we can create together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks and the animals can talk. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a team of expert builders who can turn a simple dirt hut into a majestic castle in a matter of minutes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DesuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Votes:	125	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime website on steroids! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, where the only way to defeat them is by shouting out your favorite anime catchphrases.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building elaborate treehouse fortresses. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft world with cuteness and stealth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a mythical creature that is half-dragon, half-unicorn. Will you be brave enough to face this majestic beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyChildcareFTW

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	258

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

KimchiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6926	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	599929	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride with 현충일 에디션! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

Join us for insane events like the annual Creeper Beauty Pageant, where the most explosive creeper wins a diamond crown! And don’t miss out on our weekly Pig Racing Championships – those pigs can really hoof it!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT and lives to tell the tale. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why wait? Join 현충일 에디션 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

BabyCraftHideout

Announcements, Baby name, baby’s birth, BabyCraftHideout, Boundaries, family boundaries, family dynamics, family member, family news, family relationships, Grandparents, Hospital, in-laws, major surgery, Milestones, narc spectrum, phone blowing up, planned c-section, surgery

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of your milestones being hijacked by your mom and inlaws who are all on the narc spectrum? Do you want to avoid your phone blowing up while you’re in the hospital, and prevent your mom from making your baby’s birth all about herself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of your family and focus on building your own virtual world. With planned c-sections and secret baby names, you’ll never have to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight again.

Don’t be the AH by keeping your major life events a secret for days – join our server and let your in-laws be the first to know about your new grandchild! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and leave the narcissists behind!

MadCraft Minecraft Server

active listening, anger management, Assertiveness, Body language, calm response, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution skills, de-escalation, effective communication, emotional control, emotional intelligence, Empathy, expressing feelings, Madcraft, managing emotions, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, Responding, Server, staying calm, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	151	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	77
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, racing against flying pigs in a hot air balloon race, and even participating in a dance-off with creepers! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s house into a giant cake just because they asked nicely!

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

GroceryWarsMC

Attorney, Boundaries, budget management, budgeting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, Divorce, emotional conflict, Eviction, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial struggles, food theft, freeloading, GroceryWarsMC, intercultural marriage, job loss, overbearing in-laws

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Runes Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think your fridge is their personal grocery store? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no virtual in-laws will steal your virtual food!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have had enough of freeloading family members. Build your own virtual world where you can be in control of who gets access to your virtual fridge. No more screaming matches or packing suitcases in front of your virtual mother-in-law – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Join now and start fresh in a world where you can leave all the drama behind. Who needs real-life debts and family feuds when you can escape to a virtual paradise? Plus, our virtual landlord is always on your side, ready to kick out any unwanted guests.

So say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a husband who can’t keep his family in check!

MineCraft Mania Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Mania, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer discussion, virtual reality, vod archival guide, vtuber community, vtuber community discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to the True Love Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, this server is like a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more. Why settle for mainstream when you can be a VIP on this server?

Imagine a world where large indie vtubers are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is a safe haven for the true connoisseurs of indie vtubers, regardless of the language they stream in. It’s like a secret club for the elite!

And hey, if you have a 499view oshi, you can totally shill them here. We’re all about supporting the underdogs, as long as they meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers for you to check out and stan.

Plus, we have exclusive Koikatsu cards for some steamy fun, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of all the important dates, and even OC material for the OP. And don’t forget about the Ducks – they’re a big deal here!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and support indie vtubers like never before. Previous Thread: >>77482305 (because who doesn’t love a good thread reference?)

CapToss Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3595

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just throw out bottle caps, we rip them off and fling them into the abyss! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Legend has it that if you collect enough bottle caps on our server, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve turning your enemies into chickens or giving you an unlimited supply of diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rare and elusive Niggers, mystical creatures that will guide you on epic quests and lead you to hidden treasures. So come on, join us and let the bottle cap throwing madness begin!