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BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	7272	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mines Excavated:	3048
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	63
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Emeralds Found:	8624	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

$1 Store? More like $10 Store!

affordable finds, bargain hunting, budget shopping, budget-friendly products, cheap shopping, cost-effective shopping, deals and steals, discount shopping, discount stores, dollar store finds, dollar stores, economical purchases, frugal living, inexpensive goods, low cost items, low price items, money saving tips, savvy shopping, Store, thrifty shopping, wallet-friendly purchases

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	174	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

yo, dis server be like a dollar store on crack, cuz we got all da goodies for just $1! imagine gettin’ a diamond sword for a freakin’ dollar, dat’s unheard of in da Minecraft world.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who are actually really good at beatboxing. join our server and witness the sickest zombie beatboxing concert of your life, all for just $1 entry fee.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and spit fireballs? yeah, Larry is a straight-up legend in our server. join us and witness the majestic llama in action, all for just $1.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life, all for just $1. trust me, it’s worth every penny.

SkiNoob Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Beginner, bucket list, cold weather, first time, Minecraft, Mountain, mountain peak, new experience, outdoor activity, Server, Ski Resort, ski trip, skiing, SkiNoob, Snow, snowy adventure, snowy slopes, Thrill, untouched snow, Winter, winter wonderland

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4681	Villages Defended:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	101
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like skiing on top of a mountain for the first time – exhilarating and full of surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through treacherous terrain, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like riding a pig into battle or building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry wolves. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Sylux Slaying Minecraft Server

action, Alien, battle, bounty hunter, Combat, First Person Shooter, galactic federation, hunt, I’M GONNA KILL SYLUX, kill, metroid, Minecraft, Mission, Nintendo, Revenge, Server, Shooter, slaying, Space, Sylux, Vendetta, video game, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join in on the epic quest to take down the notorious player, Sylux! Legend has it that Sylux has been griefing villages and stealing all the cake in sight. But fear not, brave warriors, for together we shall vanquish this villain and restore peace to the land!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots hidden somewhere in the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show Sylux who’s boss!

Pants2TightCraft

Black community, changing clothes, child’s discomfort, child’s well-being, clothing fit, clothing size, clothing size up, CUBBY, Cultural differences, inappropriate clothing, infant-pre-k teacher, pants too tight, Pants2TightCraft, parent communication, parent response, Potty training, schoolbag, student comfort, teacher concern, uncomfortable clothes, underwear too tight

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a thriving community of players who know the importance of wearing the right size pants and underwear! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through the world of blocky wonders.

Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you must find the legendary pants and underwear that fit juuuust right. Rumor has it, they grant you the power of infinite comfort and style!

But beware, there are some players who believe in the ancient tradition of wearing clothes that are too small. They roam the server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. Will you stand up for proper sizing and join the fight for fashion justice?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most pants-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knew that the world of Minecraft could be so stylish and snug?

RainbowCraft: LGBTQ Warriors

legal rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ legal rights, LGBTQ legal rights Ukraine, LGBTQ rally, LGBTQ rally Ukraine, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights Ukraine, LGBTQ soldiers, LGBTQ soldiers rally, LGBTQ soldiers Ukraine, LGBTQ Ukraine, RainbowCraft, Rally, soldiers, Ukraine, Ukraine legal rights, Ukraine LGBTQ, Ukraine rally, Ukraine soldiers, Warriors

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Dimension Hops:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got several hundred LGBTQ soldiers in Ukraine rallying for legal rights! I know, right? Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit? These soldiers are building rainbow bridges and fighting for equality while slaying creepers and zombies. It’s like a Pride parade meets a battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join us and be part of this epic revolution for LGBTQ rights in the virtual world. Let’s show those skeletons and spiders who’s boss!

SufferCraft2021

Adversity, anger, attitude, comparison, criticism, emotions, envy, Expectations, Jealousy, judgment, mad, mental health, misunderstanding, Perception, relationships, Resentment, resilience, self compassion, self-care, SufferCraft2021, Suffering

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

so, like, you know how some peeps are all like, “why ain’t you sufferin’ like we thought you would?” well, forget about them losers and come join our epic minecraft server! we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out sick dance moves.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang in town. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon or a magical wand that turns your enemies into chickens.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your stuff. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour racing on flying carpets or spleef battles on a giant ice cream sundae.

so, forget about those haters and come join our minecraft server where the only suffering you’ll be doing is from laughing too hard at all the crazy fun we have. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Citadel SMP

Anarchy, Announcements, Citadel SMP, Community, Discord, Environment, Griefing, killing, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	7135	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to Citadel SMP. We are a small, completely vanilla server. This isn’t anarchy, but you are allowed to grief, kill and destroy the environment as long as you don’t hack. Join our Discord to see updates, announcements, and stay connected with the community!

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