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SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	3302

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Farms Harvested:	220	Towns Built:	8

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5541	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1559
Magic Items Found:	2923	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	New Chunks Explored:	139339
Dragon Eggs Found:	2854	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	778
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!