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Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Symbolic Sincerity Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Authenticity, catfishing, Communication, cybersecurity, Deception, Digital World, identity theft, internet, Lies, Minecraft, online interactions, online safety, relationships, Screen, Server, sincerity, social media, Symbolic, symbols, Technology, Trust, virtual reality

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Where Should I Get My Thanksgiving Dinner This Year Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Thanksgiving dinners with your family? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast like no other! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza where you can hunt down turkeys, gather potatoes, and even fish for pumpkin pie!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been transformed into a giant turkey boss that drops epic loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden cornucopia filled with rare items and treasures.

So forget about traditional dinners and boring family conversations, come join us for a Thanksgiving celebration that will leave you stuffed with laughter and adventure!

Cool Krillin Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your genetic peak and fight among the best? Look no further than our server, where we have the world’s strongest human as a player! He may have been born with weaknesses, but he ignores them and is determined to fight for a good cause. Join us for epic battles and outrageous adventures – because coolness is all about character, not just ability or skill!

Amelia Watson and Dooby Minecraft SMP Fan Club

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Amelia Watson and Dooby appreciation. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky, wonderful angel?

Rumor has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with incredible luck in finding diamonds. Amelia Watson herself will guide you to the richest mines and Dooby will protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all – we’ve heard whispers that Amelia and Dooby have secret bases filled with rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Join now and you might just stumble upon their hidden treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and bask in the glory of Amelia Watson and Dooby. It’s going to be a Minecraft journey like no other!

Towny MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6574
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!

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Crimson Ash SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2723	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to Crimson Ash SMP !

Best Filipino Minecraft Server , This Server have Features like Thirst mod, Skills, Mob Leveling etc. This Server is only Survival Server but there’s a twist we add roleplay into this server like marriage ! What are you waiting for come and join to this server !

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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Star Shards Collected:	186
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	10

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?