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Romance Craft Minecraft Server

2023, Affection, Craft, DATING, emotional bonds, Falling In Love, good year, happy couples, heartfelt connections, Intimacy, lasting love, love, Minecraft, new beginnings, Passion, relationships, romance, romantic memories, Romantic moments, romantic yearnings, Server, soulmates, special moments

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	587
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6194	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ores Mined:	1269	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	1605

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Towns Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Ores Mined:	2479	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	172
Zombie Dances:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7398	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!