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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5380 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.
2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.