BlackTalon45 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTraumaNoDrama

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	758027
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5393
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in full disclosure of personal trauma from day one! Join us and vent all your problems to your fellow players, because honesty is the best policy, right?

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, on our server, the real challenge is opening up about your deepest, darkest secrets. And if you don’t spill the beans right away, be prepared to be judged for not being as committed to the relationship as your fellow players.

But beware, if you dare to suggest that your trauma is just as important as anyone else’s, you might find yourself in a heated argument with your in-game partner. Who knew that Minecraft could be so drama-filled?

Join us now and experience the thrill of awkward conversations and passive-aggressive interactions like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have emotional baggage to unpack?

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ores Mined:	2821
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Votes:	380	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Farms Harvested:	573	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	9297
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	364	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?