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HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

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Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

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so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

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yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

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Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

TankGirls Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mines Excavated:	4707
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	148	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2321	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

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HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

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Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

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Alathra: New Frontiers

Brief Overview:

FAQ

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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TankGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7046
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	765073

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Items Found:	6776
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2590	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	7514
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4