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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!
