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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9863 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3445 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.