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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9096 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!