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MommaMinecraftVent

#venting, advice seeking, brother argument, car sharing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, family conflict, family relationships, forex trading, gap year, household dynamics, living arrangements, MommaMinecraftVent, parental involvement, quitting smoking, sibling rivalry, Tension, venting to parents

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and zero family arguments about forex trading and car usage.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any tense moments like my brother and I experienced.

And if you ever need advice or someone to vent to, our community is always here to support you without resorting to calling your parents for backup. So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to roleplay a heated argument with your virtual siblings, then we’ve got you covered there too!

PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

BlockBusterLaughs

10/10 movie, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic masterpiece, cinematic perfection, exceptional filmmaking, highly recommended, movie magic, must see, must watch, once in a blue moon, once in a lifetime, once is enough, one and done, one time viewing, rare gem, top rated, top-notch, unforgettable, unforgettable experience, unforgettable storytelling, worth watching

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	474264
Players Killed by Monsters:	7878	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyKangarooPOW

albanese, Australian, Conflict, consequences, CraftyKangarooPOW, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Hostage, International, intervention, Military, Politics, Pow, RETALIATION, russia, Strongest action, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Players Killed by Monsters:	3280
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	6411	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

HappyCraft – The GFP Server

education, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, General Factor of Personality, GFP, Happiness, HappyCraft, income, INDIVIDUALS, intelligence, personal development, Personalient, personality traits, psychological well-being, relationships, Server, smoother relationships, social effectiveness, social intelligence, Social Skills, Traits, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9727	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

REDEFAMI

Bedwars, Brazilian, Buildbattle, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, murder, PvP, Rankup, Server, Skywars, thebridge

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Quality Brazilian minigames server – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP – Factions – Murder – BuildBalte

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Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	77	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.