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CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	349
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8919	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!

KidCraftKhaos

blended family, Communication, Disappointment, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, KidCraftKhaos, Listening, parenting, rejection, relationship dynamics, remarriage, sibling relationships, stepfamily, Support, teenagers, Therapy, Understanding, young adults

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and create your own family dynamics (or lack thereof).

Join us and avoid the blended family drama that plagued my brother’s life. No need to worry about step-siblings who refuse to interact or ex-wives causing trouble. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama holding you back.

So come join us and leave the real-life family issues behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a castle? Plus, our server has zero tolerance for anti-blended family sentiments, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Don’t be like my brother, constantly chasing after kids who want nothing to do with him. Instead, join our server and create your own family dynamics with players who actually want to be there. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama.

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

assisted dying, Death with Dignity, DeathCraft, end of life care, end-of-life choices, end-of-life options, ethical considerations, EUTHANASIA, healthcare decisions, legal issues, Medical Ethics, medical intervention, Medically assisted death, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, pain management, patient autonomy, patient rights, physician-assisted suicide, quality of life, right to die, Server, terminal illness

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride where medically assisted death is not only a right, but a way of life.

Imagine battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles, where the loser gets a dose of lethal injection! Or how about exploring our custom-built hospital where you can choose to end your virtual life at any time?

But that’s not all! We also have mini-games like “Operation: Minecraft Edition” where you have to perform virtual surgeries on your fellow players. And don’t forget about our themed events like “Doomsday Disaster” where the world is ending and the only way out is through assisted suicide.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness! Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!

BlockPartyMC

4 day working week, adoption, Benefits, BlockPartyMC, Challenges, Economy, efficiency, employment, flexibility, future of work, global perspective, HOURS, Impact, Labor, mental health, productivity, Schedule, society, trend, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Enchantments Applied:	99	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of the daily grind in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have fully adopted a 4-day working week! That’s right, spend more time building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes instead of sitting in a boring office cubicle.

On our server, we believe in work-life balance and that includes giving our players more time to enjoy the game without the stress of a full-time job. Plus, rumor has it that on the 5th day, all players are transported to a magical realm where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join our server and experience the joys of a 4-day work week in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the virtual world.

GazaHostageCraft Minecraft Server

alive, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaHostageCraft, global crisis, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, hostages situation, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, political tension, rescue mission, Server, Terrorism, US officials, Wall Street Journal, world events

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! we got so much crazy stuff happening, you won’t believe it!

first off, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, there are creepers guarding it! you gotta be sneaky to get that sweet loot.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the map? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ dragon! just be careful not to get burned to a crisp.

also, every full moon, a herd of zombie pigs spawn and start dancing to disco music. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anti-semitism, antisemitism, authoritarianism, Belarus, Blame, conspiracy theories, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, denial, Dictatorship, discrimination, eastern europe, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jews, Politics, president, racism

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!