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/BLACKE D/ General – #3390 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build the most absurd structures imaginable? Look no further, because on our SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with quirky characters and eccentric personalities that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From prank wars to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Recovery Minecraft SMP

account recovery assistance, Account Recovery Process, account security, account verification, Assistance, backup codes, Crafty, customer service, disabled account, email recovery, forgotten password, google account recovery, Help, Hope, lost access, Minecraft, old phone number, Recovery, recovery options, smp, Support, technical support, youtube channel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of Google screwing you over with their lack of customer service? Do you want to take matters into your own hands and join a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your frustrations in a hilarious and chaotic way? Look no further!

Join our server where we have a special “Google Revenge” event where you can take out all your anger on pixelated versions of Google employees! Build giant pixel art of middle fingers to show your disdain for their terrible customer service!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost YouTube channels that Google has disabled. Help us free them and bring justice to those who have been wronged by the evil Google overlords!

So come on down to our server and let’s stick it to Google in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible! Who needs customer service when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? See you there!

MineFire

1.20, Antixray, BALKANS, Economy, keyall, LifeSteal, minecraft server, play.minefire.xyz, Skyblock, Survival, toxic players, Vulcan AntiCheat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ores Mined:	9854	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The best LifeSteal server in the Balkans. What does our server offer? – good economy – no toxic players – every other day KeyAll – Vulcan AntiCheat – AntiXray What are you waiting for? Join us. IP : play.minefire.xyz version : 1.20+

play.minefire.xyz

Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2201	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mines Excavated:	4275	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.