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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	165
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alien Abductions:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	113	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	860637	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	93	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7395
Potions Brewed:	98	Crops Grown:	1836
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!