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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	6039
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Enchantments Applied:	120

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	984
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	55859	Animals Bred:	149
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7732
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9888
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	14

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Buildings Constructed:	32
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun