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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3545 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2810 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
haha yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server cuz like, we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ on up in here. like, did you know dat if you play on dis server, you actually decrease yo chances of gettin’ Parkinson’s disease? like, WHOA. it’s like a magical cure or somethin’.
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.
