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BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8675
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4937	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9513	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.

Indians Never Fought For Nazis Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, Arab Nationalism, Britishers, Conflict, criticism, criticized, foreigners, Fought, german army, hatred, INDEPENDENCE, Indian Independence Leaders, Indian Legion, Indians, Invasion, Minecraft, Nazis, Separate Thing, Server, soviet union, Temporary Convenience, World War 2

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8546	Emeralds Found:	3685
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the fight for independence? Look no further, because our server is like the Indian Legion of Nazi Germany – fighting for our own independence from boring servers!

Join us and be part of a temporary alliance with other players, just like the Indian Legion allied with the Nazis. But don’t worry, we won’t be invading any countries after we get deep into the game – unless it’s to conquer new lands in Minecraft!

Our server is so independent, even the Indian independence leaders would be proud. And just like how the Nazis disliked Indians, we dislike boring gameplay. So come join us and let’s fight for our own Minecraft independence!

Forget about fighting someone else’s conflict – join our server and be part of the craziest, most epic battles in Minecraft history. Arab nationalism in WW2 has nothing on the excitement you’ll find here!

Slop Master Minecraft SMP – AI Slop and Image Generation #404

ai, AI perfection, AI pornmommies, AIslop, Catbox galleries, Editors, Fapping, generation, gooners, image, Image Generation, Master, Minecraft, niche kink, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, Site rules, SLOP, smp, Stable Diffusion artists, thread edition, thread not found

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is all about fapping-focused AIslop! Yes, you heard that right. We have AI perfection for all your plapping needs. Join us if you’re a prompter, editor, requester, gooner, AI pornmommy, PLAPper, Stable Diffusion artist, or NovelAI artist. We don’t allow any boring niche kinks here, only the wildest and craziest AI experiences. And remember, if you need to share some NSFW content, just use Catbox galleries. So come on, join us and let’s get plapping! Previous players have reported experiencing mind-blowing AI interactions that will leave you questioning reality. Don’t miss out on the fun!

ToddlerTuckeredOut

autism, bedtime, bedtime routine, bedtime struggles, Communication, Evaluation, family dynamics, Marriage, MELTDOWNS, parenting, parenting challenges, pink eye, preschool, Promises, responsibilities, Routine, special needs, tantrums, ToddlerTuckeredOut, weaning

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7493
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to let your kids stay up past their bedtime, unless they’re building an epic castle in Minecraft, of course!

Our server is so understanding, we even have a special pink eye potion for your little ones in case they catch it in real life. And don’t worry about tantrums, our virtual world is tantrum-proof!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to wean your child off a pacifier while battling creepers and zombies in Minecraft. And if your spouse promises your child a late bedtime without your consent, we’ll be there to support you (virtually, of course).

So come on over to our server, where bedtime is at 7:30 sharp and the adventures are endless! And remember, in our world, there’s no judgment for leaving your spouse to deal with the consequences of their own promises. It’s all part of the fun!

KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	New Chunks Explored:	934900
Crops Grown:	8688	Dragons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	6794	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!