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Black Friday Minecraft SMP Sale

autistic, Black, black friday, Communication, confidence building, FRIDAY, Gaming, immersive experience, Minecraft, personal development, public speaking, public speaking skills, Relaxation, sale, self improvement, smp, social anxiety, stress relief, Technology, virtual reality, virtual reality therapy, virtual world, VR goon session, vr headset, work presentation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of being a noob at public speaking? Do you want to level up your skills and conquer your fear of presenting? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our virtual world is the perfect training ground for honing your speaking abilities. Plus, rumor has it that our VR headset is so /g/ certified, it will make you the king of public speaking in no time. Join us for epic goon sessions and watch as your confidence soars to new heights. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a virtual presentation pro!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

2nd, bonding over shared interests, building connections, Creating memories, Cultural experience, date, date ideas, DateCraft, dating tips, dinner date, exploring new places, Fun activities, getting to know you, ideal, ideal second date, Love and romance, meaningful conversations, movie night, Outdoor Adventure, quality time, relationship goals, romantic date, second date scenario, smp, trying new things

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

MineFictionalMe

character traits, characteristics, Connection, emotional bond, Empathy, favorite character, fictional character, fictional hero, fictional heroine, fictional universe, fictional world, Identification, MineFictionalMe, personal connection, Personality, relatability, Relate, Role Model, Similarities, storylines, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4967	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

arms embargo, blocky, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, embargo, foreign policy, Fun, gaza, GazaCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, Report, sanctions, SECURITY, united nations, united states, US

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Votes:	4951

lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Liquid Cat Adventures

Adventures, Animal Behavior, At Home Experiments, Body Sizes, cat, cat anatomy, cat awareness, cat behavior, cat behavior studies, cat cognition, cat instincts, cat intelligence, cat psychology, Cats, cats in narrow spaces, cats in tight spaces, feline behavior, liquid, liquid behavior, mental images, pet behavior, pet psychology, scientific research

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8062	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Votes:	7080
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9454	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	458	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!