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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6886 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
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