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MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	458
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4260
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	8269	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	292	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5288
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8097
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Votes:	8483
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crops Grown:	5921

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Emeralds Found:	4035	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!