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CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9719
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5233	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Buildings Constructed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Votes:	1002
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3492
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1563	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	53	Towns Built:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!