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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6171 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7139 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?
And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?
So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).