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Mousy Minecraft Server: German Gaunt Faces

European appearance, European facial characteristics, European facial features, European facial structure, European genetics, European physical traits, European stereotypes, faces, facial characteristics, facial features, Gaunt, gaunt faces, German, German appearance, German facial characteristics, German facial structure, German features, German genetics, German physical traits, German stereotypes, Germans, Minecraft, mousy, mousy faces, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	1805	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they haven’t eaten in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the answer to the age-old question: “Why do Germans have such mousy, gaunt faces?” Join us and discover the secret hidden in the pixels of our virtual world. Maybe it’s all the bratwurst they eat or perhaps it’s the curse of the creeper that haunts their dreams. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast uncovering the mysteries of German facial features while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. So come on, join us and let’s solve this enigma together!

Believing in Santa is childish and stupid, but believing in Minecraft SMP is epic

BELIEF, Believing, Childhood, childish, Christ, christmas, comparison, controversy, culture, debate, Epic, FAITH, faith vs fantasy, FANTASY, holiday, Minecraft, Myth, Religion, religious beliefs, santa, skepticism, smp, spirituality, stupid, superstition, tradition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	7467
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of llamas, and battling evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet panda that can breakdance.

So why waste your time believing in Santa when you can join our server and believe in the power of Christ…the chicken that rose from the dead and turned water into lava. Yeah, it’s a bit weird but hey, it’s Minecraft!

Join us now and let the madness begin!

WidowCraft Minecraft Server

biological child, child support, children, dance classes, extracurricular activities, finances, future planning, inflation, Inheritance, Instructions, late wife’s money, luxuries, Minecraft, professional dancing, remarriage, Sacrifices, Server, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, Struggles, WidowCraft, Will

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Animals Bred:	68	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players over virtual money that’s not even theirs!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your right to dance classes, even if it means stepping on the toes of your stepchildren (pun intended). Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or the villain who hoards money for their own biological children? The choice is yours on our server!

And don’t worry, we’ve got arrangements in place in case things go south, just like in this wild story. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness of virtual finances and family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3156	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	130092	Players Killed by Monsters:	9950
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	3358
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

anarkium.org

Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7131
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	873
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!