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Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

AI art porn, Anonymity, celeb, controversial topics, Crafty, desu, diaper, drawthread, für, Great, internet culture, make /b great again, memes, online communities, open /b, real nudity, shota, socials, Taste, Threads, trump, Trump-tards, waifu

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Potions Brewed:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

Chaos, Community, Country, Crafty, culture, current affairs, Events, global events, Happenings, happenings around the world, happenings in my country, happenings in your country, Lifestyle, local ], local news, national, News, Politics, society, Traditions, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

Activity, Choice, comfort, decision, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, Furniture, Game, hobby, leisure, loom, madness, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Preference, Relaxation, seating, Sitting, stool, WEAVING

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6643
Magic Items Found:	4309	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Enchantments Applied:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

Blizzard, coomers, Crafty, Death to all coomers, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, general, General Resources, Hotfixes, lols, McWow, minecrafty, murlok, raider, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shenanigans, Summer Trading Post, the war within, TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW, Warbands, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, WoW Petopia, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

anger, Boys, bunnies, coming for you, Daily, Dear, DOMINANCE, fear, Girlfriends, Greeting, hatred, intimidation, Misogyny, racism, Revenge, sisters, SnowflakeCraft, tearing apart, threat, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Unstoppable, violence, White, White boys, Wolves

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

Creepin’ Conflict

Accountability, Argument, Blame, clarification, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CREEPIN, Dispute, error, Fault, Interpretation, judgment, mediation, mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, wrong

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, Curiosity, DISCOVER, Enigma, Explore, Intrigue, Investigate, Mystery, Ponder, question.., Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, unravel, Unraveling, unraveling the mystery, unraveling the unknown, what happens here, Wonder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, activism, Attack, civil rights, Community, economic justice, fight back, Global, Government, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, OAKLAND, Oppression, Parking, parking tickets, protest, resistance, Server, social justice, solidarity, State, ticket, war tactic, Wars, Working class

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

4chan servers, 64bit Edition, blog, competitive, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, HUDs, leagues, linux, loadouts, lobbies, meets, Minecraft, Mods, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, TEAM, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki, windows

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!