black balls or whatever – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP
black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

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CreeperCraziness
beheading, brutality, Conflict, CreeperCraziness, Doda attack, extremism, footage, graphic content, Insurgency, militants, News, Propaganda, Release, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorist group, terrorist threat, terrorists, Video, violence, War
Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz we got terrorists tryin’ to behead Doda in Minecraft! It’s like a crazy action movie but in block form. Join us and help save Doda from the evil terrorists, or maybe even join them if you’re feeling rebellious. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

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DMs of the Rich & Crafty
Celebrities, cesspool, Communication, Crafty, Curiosity, digital age, DMs, Fame, famous people, gossip, hidden world, Hollywood, inaccessible, online interactions, paparazzi, privacy invasion, private messages, Rich, scandal, secret conversations, social media, unreachable
yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we spillin all da tea on dem celebs DMs like it’s a hot mess reality show up in here. we got secret screenshots of famous peeps slidin into each other’s DMs like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna know who’s tryna holla at who? come join us and find out, it’s like a gossip girl episode on crack. plus, we got custom plugins that let you slide into celebs’ DMs in-game and start drama like you’re the next big thing on social media. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this juicy drama-filled server, it’s gonna be lit AF. so what you waitin for? come join us and get ready to spill the tea like never before!

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CraftyNurseMC
2023 Michigan Nurses Study, Burnout, CraftyNurseMC, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare research, healthcare system, improved conditions, job satisfaction, mental health, Michigan, nurse well-being, Nurses, nursing profession, nursing shortage, patient care, stress, understaffing, University of Michigan, work environment, workplace abuse
come join our epic minecraft server where the nurses in Michigan come to unwind after a long day of dealing with burnout and understaffing! we offer a virtual escape from workplace abuse with our pixelated paradise where you can build, mine, and battle creepers to your heart’s content. join us and be part of the coolest nurse gang in the virtual world!

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HardLive: Season 4 Minecraft Server
#addons, alex mobs, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, Artifacts, Assembly, better combat, Bosses, cataclysm, clockwork mod, Create, end remastered, farmers delight, Hex Casting, Immersive Engineering, Magic, magician, Mods, Monsters, plane, Plot, Season
HardLife is a server with 100 mods, the server has such mods as better combat, ars nouveau, artifacts, immersive ingineering, applied energistics 2, alex mobs, farmers delight
end remastered, cataclysm, hex casting, and also create with many addons for it. With us you can realize the craziest ideas! Want to make a plane? Clockwork mod
to help you, do you want to become a magician? Hex casting and ars nouveau mods will help you achieve this! Lots of new bosses and monsters! And for each season a separate assembly is created
with mods, and each season is not like the previous one, it also smells of a through plot that is scattered in books and achievements! Join the 4th season of HardLife!
136.243.78.53:25762

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Smart Cookies SMP – Where even the creepers are on a diet! #SMP #vanilla

Biomes, Claims, community-run, COOKIES, CREEPERS, diet, Discord, Dynmap, Enhanced terrain, freedom, Fun, Lore, Minecraft, Mods, player, quality of life, reliable world, Server, Smart, smp, Space, Technical, Vanilla

Welcome to Smart Cookies SMP!

Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:

Features
Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated
Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k
Enhanced Terrain with different biomes
Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods
Reliable world with permanent status
Community-driven experience

If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any technical mods required to play on the server?	No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience.
How big is the pregenerated world?	The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building.
Can I create my own nation within the server?	Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris.
Is there a live map of the world available?	Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time.
How long has the server been running?	We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent.

RioCraft Minecraft Server
athlete, Based, Celebrity, commentator, Defender, england, England national team, football, former player, influencer, manchester united, Minecraft, premier league, pundit, retired, Rio Ferdinand, RioCraft, Server, Soccer, social media, sports, sports analyst, television personality
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

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Trip Refund Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, cancellation fees, Communication, Communication Issues, compensation, DATING, Financial, Gratitude, headache, Minecraft, MONEY, refund, relationship, Repayment, sacrifice, Server, Support, trip, trip cancellation., Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a canceled business trip to Boston! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery roses on windshields, canceled flights, and unexpected sacrifices.
Imagine finding a rose on your car windshield, with no idea who left it there. But fear not, for our server is equipped with Tesla sentry mode to catch any suspicious activity! And who needs a business trip to Boston when you have a canceled flight due to a headache? Our players are always willing to make sacrifices for each other, even if it means losing out on $500.
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you’re asking for compensation for a canceled trip. But remember, on our server, anything can happen – even threatening to break up over a disagreement about money.
So come on down and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

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CancerCrusherCraft
attitude, battle, Cancer, CancerCrusherCraft, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Gratitude, Happiness, health, Hospital, love, nephew, perspective, Recovery, Remission, Son, Support, surgery, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can battle through epic quests and challenges, just like my son battled through emergency heart surgery! And if that’s not enough, you can also celebrate victories over Cancer, just like my nephew did!
But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests

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PixelPerfection
Allure, APPEAL, Appearance, attractive, attractiveness, beauty, Body, charisma, Charm, Confidence, EYES, facial features, hair, Long hair, Personality, physical features, physical traits, PixelPerfection, Smile, Symmetry
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!

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AncientLoopCraft
Alternate Realities, ancient beings, AncientLoopCraft, endless loop., familiar events, mind control, Paradox, regression, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, temporal manipulation, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel ethics, time travel fiction, time travel limitations, time travel storytelling, time travel technology, time travel themes, time travel theory
so, like, imagine if you joined this epic minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that even time travelers would be like, “whoa, this is some next level stuff.”
you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.
but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.
so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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