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BdayVacayMC Server

aita, ANNOYED, appreciation, Attention, BdayVacayMC, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, European city, holiday, instagram, partner, private life, relationship, Resentment, Server, sharing, social media, Special, trivial, validation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value sharing and teamwork…unlike this guy’s girlfriend who refused to share her European vacation with him! 🙄

Join our server for a chance to actually be featured and appreciated, unlike this poor soul who didn’t even make it onto his partner’s Instagram feed. We promise to showcase your builds, adventures, and victories for the whole world to see!

Don’t be like this guy, feeling left out and unappreciated. Join our server and bask in the glory of being recognized and celebrated for all your hard work. Who needs a partner who won’t even share a vacation when you can have a whole community cheering you on in Minecraft? 😂

So come on over and join us for a truly sharing and caring experience. Plus, we promise not to dismiss you like this guy’s girlfriend did to him. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! 🌟

NoStrangersInMyHouseMC

age, Agreement, Boundaries, comfort, community groups, discussions, feeling safe, Friends, home, Hotel, husband, men’s improvement groups, NoStrangersInMyHouseMC, overnight stay, personal space, Safety, senior citizens, strangers, strangers in home, Trust, Vetted

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like home? Look no further! Our server is like a community group for gamers, where strangers can come stay overnight in your virtual home!

Join our server and experience the thrill of inviting total strangers to your Minecraft house, just like in real life! Forget about safety concerns, because who needs background checks when you can have a fun and chaotic time with random players?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to test your hospitality skills and make new friends (or enemies) in the Minecraft world. Join now and see if you’re the ultimate host in our virtual community!

CraftyMind SMP

coping strategies, CraftyMind, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mental health tips, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positivity, Relaxation, self love, self-care, self-care practices, smp, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	8678
Dimension Hops:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a therapy session on steroids! Join us for insane challenges like building a house with your eyes closed or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. Trust us, your mental health will thank you for the chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing anecdote, amusing remark, anecdote, Chuckle, Comical, Conversation, CraftyLaughsMC, eavesdropping, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humor in public, JOKE, Laughter, Overheard, Public, silly, Witty

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Items Found:	8782	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing cows appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion! So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter and ridiculousness, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Love Me Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

Leftism is Only Selfishness Minecraft SMP

Altruism, community support, ENTITLEMENT, government assistance, Healthcare, Individualism, leftism, Minecraft, moral obligation, personal accountability, public services, Refugees, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, self-centeredness, self-interest, Selfishness, smp, social welfare, societal obligations, taxpayer burden

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	896	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a healthcare system in place where other players have to pay for your medical bills. That’s right, no need to worry about falling off a cliff and losing all your hearts, just let someone else foot the bill!

2. We have a refugee program where players can come seek shelter in your virtual house and you have to provide for them. It’s like a virtual charity, but with more creepers.

3. Rent? Who needs to pay rent when you can just mooch off other players on the server? That’s right, free housing for all!

4. Your mom says you have to stop playing Minecraft? Well, not on this server! We believe that your fun should never be interrupted by pesky responsibilities like chores or homework.

5. And finally, we have a strict policy that everyone else has to take responsibility for your actions. Accidentally blow up someone’s house with TNT? Not your problem, let someone else clean up the mess!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we just made up). See you in the virtual world!

BusStopBattles

adult activities, adult responsibilities, aita, bus stop, BusStopBattles, CAR, City Living, Commute, commute time, family dynamics, gas money, highway, Job, LANDLORD, morning person, Rent, roommate, sibling conflict, sister, suburbs

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crops Grown:	4227
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the crazy adventures of a 24-year-old female living with her adult sister who just can’t seem to get her act together. Watch as they navigate through life in a city with outrageous rent prices and a 45-minute commute to work.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as the sisters argue over who should give the other a ride to the bus stop, all while dealing with the roommate who just wants to avoid conflict at all costs.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find this level of hilarious chaos and absurdity? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

bad experience, career disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job horror, job misery, job nightmare, job regret, Minecraft, smp, SMPMinerGiggles, terrible job, unpleasant work, worst job, worst job decision, worst job disappointment, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job failure, worst job memory, worst job mistake, worst job situation, worst job story

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!