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MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8098
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6053	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Potions Brewed:	71	Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5098	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3765
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4194	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	157

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Emeralds Found:	5818	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.