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“YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith” Minecraft SMP

#fantasizing, #size acceptance, becoming fat women, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, FANTASY, fat acceptance, fat fetish, female empowerment, Minecraft, plus size, QoTT, role-play, self love, short fat woman, smp, tall fat woman, Thread, weight gain, YourWorstNightmareButAlsoBestBudsWith, YWNBABBW

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	5670
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you dream of embracing your inner chonkiness and becoming a glorious fat woman in-game? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest dreams of being a short fat woman or a tall fat woman in a world where size truly does matter. Our server is filled with hilarious challenges and absurd quests that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or rolling because you’re fat, no judgment here).

So come on, join us and let’s embrace the chunky life together! Who needs skinny when you can be thicc and fabulous in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP?

IceCreamGateCraft

aunt and uncle, children’s treats, Communication, dessert, Fairness, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family outings, family traditions, ice cream, IceCreamGateCraft, misunderstandings, Niece, niece and nephew, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and ice cream meltdowns.

Picture this: your niece is crying because she didn’t get ice cream before lunch, but your daughter spills the beans about sneaking a cone with her dad. Cue the chaos as accusations fly and alliances are tested. Who knew a simple dessert could cause so much drama?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyCrafterz

Abilities, aptitudes, areas of expertise, capabilities, competencies, CraftyCrafterz, Expertise, Gifts, hobbies, interests, natural abilities, passions, personal strengths, proficiency, Skills, specializations, Strengths, Talents, things you excel at, unique skills

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a master builder who can turn a pile of dirt into a majestic castle in minutes? Or maybe you’re a redstone genius who can create contraptions that would make even the most seasoned engineer jealous. No matter what your skills are, this server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But beware, for the sword is guarded by a fierce dragon who only lets those with the dankest memes pass.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Just watch out for the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into chickens.

But the real reason you should join this server? The annual block-building competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights that will make even the most seasoned Minecrafter green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

WhaleWarsMC – Minecraft Server

Activist, Anti-whaling, extradition, France, Japan, Minecraft, Server, Watson, WhaleWarsMC

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Emeralds Found:	3957	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got whales, bro. not real ones obvs, but like virtual ones u can ride and stuff. we even got a mini game where u gotta save the whales from evil poachers. it’s lit, fam. plus, we got this crazy story where france is like, “nah, don’t send watson to japan, he’s our homie.” so yeah, join our server for some whale-saving, anti-extradition action. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, trust.

HoodieMalfunctionCraft

auto news, automobile, Automotive Industry, automotive recall, car recall, car repair, car safety, consumer protection, hood latch, HoodieMalfunctionCraft, Issue, Recalls, safety concern, tesla, united states, unlatched hood, US, vehicle maintenance, vehicle manufacturer, vehicle safety, Vehicles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Farms Harvested:	954
Animals Bred:	36	Emeralds Found:	8534
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla cars 😂 we got 1.85 million players running around with unlatched hoods, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go 🚗💥 join us if you wanna be part of the most insane car-themed minecraft server everrrrr 🤪 who needs tesla when you can have this much fun?! 🤣🔥 #hoodsUp #minecraftMadness

NanoCraft QuantumSquad

2D quantum sensing, advanced materials, Berkeley, diamond sensors, engineering breakthrough, Engineers, innovation, intricate patterns, materials science, NanoCraft, nanodiamonds, nanofabrication techniques, nanotechnology, patterned materials, precision patterning, quantum devices, quantum sensing applications, quantum technology, QuantumSquad, research, scientific discovery, technology development

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of DIAMONDS. But not just any diamonds, NANODIAMONDS. And get this, they’re patterned into INTRICATE designs by Berkeley engineers. Why, you ask? FOR 2D QUANTUM SENSING, of course! Join this server for a chance to experience the most mind-blowing, quantum-tastic adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Jr. Vanilla Whitelist: Because we believe in equality for all dessert flavors!

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Customplugins, dessert, Dungeons, Economy, equality, Events, Exploration, Factions, Flavors, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	471548
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	605	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Minecraft Server: Jr. Anarchy World

Overview
Jr. Anarchy World has been around since legacy edition 2015 and has been ported over to bedrock. It is an anarchy world where players can explore and survive without any specific rules or guidelines. Trophies and achievements can still be earned on this world. Players are welcome to join the world by messaging the server owner.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any specific rules in Jr. Anarchy World?	No, Jr. Anarchy World is an anarchy world where players are free to explore and play without any specific rules.
How can I join Jr. Anarchy World?	You can join by sending a message to the server owner for more information on how to access the world.
Are trophies and achievements still available in the world?	Yes, players can still earn trophies and achievements while playing on Jr. Anarchy World.
Is Jr. Anarchy World available as a realm or server?	Currently, Jr. Anarchy World is not in realm or server stage yet. It is a standalone world that players can join by contacting the server owner.

CraftyPost Minecraft Server

CraftyPost, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	542
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most paranoid Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins on this server have special powers. They can literally track your every move and know what you’re posting in the chat. If they see you as a threat, they will come after you in the game and make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger and excitement while playing Minecraft, am I right? So come join us if you dare, and see if you can outsmart the all-seeing admins! Just remember, they’re always watching… 👀🕵️‍♂️

EmployeeFucker69 – Minecraft SMP

employee behavior, employee misconduct, employee relationships, EmployeeFucker69, employees, HR investigation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, office affair, office gossip, office misconduct, office relationships, office scandal, scandal, smp, workplace affairs, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace drama, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, Workplace Relationships, workplace rumors

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	9105
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1555	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Rumor has it that the owner is secretly dating all the staff members, leading to some scandalous love triangles and power struggles. Join us for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even get involved yourself – who knows, you might just find your true love among the admins! So what are you waiting for? Come join our wild and wacky server today!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

acceptance, Apology, change of heart, decision, exclusion, family, forgiveness, grudge, hurtful comments, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parents, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Server, Support, Tension, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	9091
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3578	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombie pigmen! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you question reality itself.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents trying to crash your wedding and focus on building the ultimate block castle instead.

We promise not to judge you for cutting off contact with your parents, even if they suddenly have a change of heart and want to join the server. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and skeleton archers to deal with instead?

So come on, join us on this epic journey where you can be yourself without worrying about grudges or late apologies. Build, mine, and explore with us, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a good time.