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CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Spears Created:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	2452
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	119	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Items Found:	8878	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Emeralds Found:	2449	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8119	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!

KurskCraft: Danish Approval Edition

Agreement, Approval, Conflict, consensus, Danish, denmark, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european union, foreign policy, global affairs, governmental parties, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military Action, nato, normal, offensive, Politics, russia, Scandinavian countries, Ukraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension Hops:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the government of Denmark is like, totally cool with Ukraine attacking Russia? Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

Plus, our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as it involves building epic structures and trolling your friends).

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!