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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	5306	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Maybe the Real Friends Were the Minecraft SMP Uname, Email, Pnumber, Bio, PW,…

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	2915	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Crops Grown:	3440	Farms Harvested:	532
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Single Man Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?