Biz MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, problem solving, well, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

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Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food

Food, tapioca plant, tapioca snacks, WORST, tapioca milk tea

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other!

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15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

Good, cryptocurrency, WTF, Community, discussion

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

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Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

avocado cheerleaders, Board, real-time, And, SCAMMERS

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

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Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

Benefits, tuition, campus housing, college expenses, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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GymCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

Confrontation, Mind, Biz, Exercise, workout etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any crazy gym ladies trying to school you on how to use a virtual stationary bike! Join us and experience the freedom to play however you want without any judgmental gym rats breathing down your neck.

Our server is a safe haven for all gamers, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We believe in letting people play their own way, without any interference from random strangers who think they know best. Plus, we have a strict “no finger-pointing in faces” policy, so you can game in peace without any aggressive gym husbands getting up in your business.

So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – even if you’re still figuring out how to adjust your virtual bike seat!

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RoseBizzinOutMinecraftSMP

ETF, Incoming, rose, Technology, Biz

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Led by the top 3 most cited computer science scholar IN HISTORY, this server is not your average blocky playground. We have partnerships with Google, Meta, Equifax, and even the Illuminati (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a Grayscale ETF incoming, so you can invest your diamonds and emeralds for maximum profit. And don’t even get us started on our top AI usecases and products – our villagers are so advanced they can trade with you in binary code.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a redstone contraption that will make even Bill Gates jealous, while dodging creepers and endermen with the help of cutting-edge technology? Join us now and become part of the most legendary Minecraft community in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun).

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RugpullMaster500 – Minecraft SMP

Gray, Quick, laughs, crypto users, Cheap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rugpulls and hilarious antics.

Imagine pulling off over 500 rugpulls in Minecraft, each one giving you a crazy amount of profit! The first rugpull was on a rare resource, and from that moment on, I was hooked. I couldn’t stop laughing as I turned all those players into perma-bagholders with just a few clicks. I felt like a gray gigachad while they were all pink wojaks. It was the most hilarious thing I had ever done in Minecraft.

But don’t worry, I eventually stopped because it just wasn’t as funny after the 500th time. However, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience the thrill of rugpulling in a safe and fun environment. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next rugpulling master on our server!

So come on, join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have outrageous rugpulls and insane stories to tell? See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Den, chainlink, FroggyBiz, Biz, Ribbiting

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

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PixelCraft NFT Minecraft Server

xcopy art, FIGHT MAN, pixelcraft, Biz, Crypto

Are you tired of boring old NFTs that all look the same? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole collection of NFTs featuring the one and only FIGHT MAN! This ridiculous character will have you laughing for hours as you explore the world and collect these unique pieces of digital art.

Join our server and become a part of the FIGHT MAN craze! Battle other players in epic fights, build your own FIGHT MAN shrine, and even participate in FIGHT MAN cosplay contests. Who knows, you might even become the next FIGHT MAN legend!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to NFT greatness with FIGHT MAN! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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