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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7856 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6536 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 7172 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 80 |
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